Gov. Christie Traffic Jam

Well, that's a surprisingly concise recap of the events as we currently understand them and, perhaps not entirely surprisingly or perhaps shockingly so, makes a point that most of the mainstream media—who are almost bordering on considering doing their job for once—has glossed over, which is how this screwed one and all, regardless of class divisions.

Oddly, Bruce is the one who seems to be getting lost in the chord changes occasionally. And now we know why he didn't include the breakdown when he did this acoustically back on the Tunnel of Love Express tour.

Did Christie die a little when he saw this? One certainly hopes so. But one can't help but wonder if his reaction, as others have posited, wasn't more like, "omigodomigodomigod! Bruce is singing about me!!! Squeeeeeeee!!!"