Thursday, January 23, 2014

And Now She CAN Shop Around

Alas. The Captain and Tennille have called it splitsville after only several decades of marriage. Is nothing sacred anymore?!

I guess it proves the old maxim true, though. It's so very hard to be a military wife.

I'm not sure what will make me feel better now. If anything even can.

Wait...yes I am! There is something!

Forget Smokey Robinson. Feh. (Yawn). Who cares about his perfect voice, his soulful splendor, his seminal songwriting, his epic and nearly unsurpassed talent.  He never did one of his songs quite like this!

And now, of course, Toni and her hundreds of rows of blinding teeth can, indeed,  shop around. You already come a-courtin', Scott?

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