Hotel California

Dammit, Eagles. I just can't quit you. No matter how awful you are in so many ways, oh those sweet seductive melodies will keep dragging me back in. Also, except for Don Henley's voice, Don Felder's guitar is the best part of y'all. Well, maybe your melodies. But Felder's guitar is just a tiny bit better than Joe Walsh's guitar and miles better than Henley's and Frey's lyrics and don't even get me started on Henley's pedestrian drumming.